Fighting Poverty and Terror

Have you noticed the growing number of poor people around? The shiftless, lazy and dirty?

Have you noticed that we have to fight terror?

Why not have the poor do it? Iraq War Czar Douglas Lute wants to bring back the draft.

Drafting the poor lifts people out of poverty, increases the size of the military and will help us win the War on Terror. By my count, that's three birds with one stone.

It's time to make getting drafted cool again.

Flat Tax!

Do your taxes on a postcard!